The Aholesnelbows Guide to Conversational German.
Friends, Romans, Dirtbags, lend me your ears.
One of the ANE members is going to Germany for a couple of weeks. Yes, that's right, Abirs silly brown ass is headed for the homeland of Oktoberfests, Warm Beer, and Shit Porn. The birthplace of Niberts and Lushers the world over. A world leader in Engineering and Technology, (except for between 1939 and 1945, when apparently everyone there was on vacation.) That's right friends. Germany. In honor of his epic journey, we here at the website decided that we might be able to use our skills to lend him a hand. Therefore, we present to you, the Aholesnelbows.com Guide to Conversational German. Hope this helps you get by.
Phrases to aid you in navigating the cultural divide:
Translation: Hello, My name is Abir Majumdar.
Phrase: "Was kostet das?"
Translation: How much does this cost?
Phrase: "Wo kommt du?"
Translation: Where are you from?
Phrase: "Ich Komme aus California."
Translation: I come from California.
Phrase: "Kann ich ein Bier bitte haben?"
Translation: Can I please have a beer?
Phrase: "Kranke haben zehn weitere Biere gefallen."
Translation: I'll have ten more beers, please.
Phrase: "Es ist nett, Sie zu treffen. Mag ich Sie kaufen ein Bier?"
Translation: It is nice to meet you. May I buy you a beer?
Phrase: "Ich bin ein professionelles skateboarder, und ein Pilot."
Translation: I am a professional skateboarder, and a pilot.
Phrase: "Mag ich deutsches Bier weg Ihrer Brüste lecken gefalle?"
Translation: May I lick German beer off of your breasts please?
Phrase: "Mag ich etwas von heißem dem deutscher Esel bitte haben?"
Translation: May I please have some of that hot German ass?
Phrase: "Offizier, hat es ein Mißverständnis gegeben. Bitte ausgenommen dieses Geschenk von hundert amerikanischen Dollar."
Translation: Officer, there has been a misunderstanding. Please except this gift of one hundred American dollars.
Phrase: "Wo das Eselfrauerscheinen ist?"
Translation: Where is the Donkey-Woman Show?
Phrase: "Ich möchte in einem deutschen Scheißefilm beim hier besuchen sein. Konnten Sie mich zu einem Direktor vorstellen."
Translation: : I would like to star in a german shit film while visiting here. Could you introduce me to a director?
Thank you for reading the Aholesnelbows German/English Dictionary. Enjoy your visit to Germany and don't instigate any kind of putsche whatsoever. Look for Aholesnelbows Language Guides for other languages as soon as you mouthbreathers actually decide to go somewhere.